{"id":658,"date":"2007-10-23T13:48:34","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T20:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/?p=658"},"modified":"2011-01-30T13:49:10","modified_gmt":"2011-01-30T20:49:10","slug":"kidz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"Kidz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best goddam thing in this world is kids.  Heh.  Last night she was running all over the restaurant, getting under everybody&#8217;s feet, but somehow managing to make everyone smile.  I took her outside to talk to her about how she was acting.  She looked up at me with a huge smile and I just decided to chase her around after that.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight?  Tickle fights.  I have found that I am capable of giving sweet light tickles with my right hand while assaulting my boy in an all-out tickle battle with my left.  I have skillz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best goddam thing in this world is kids. Heh. Last night she was running all over the restaurant, getting under everybody&#8217;s feet, but somehow managing to make everyone smile. I took her outside to talk to her about how she was acting. She looked up at me with a huge smile and I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":662,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions\/662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.omphalosbookreviews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}